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Expeditionary Team Forming

High Adventure!

Wild Natives!

Mind-boggling Customs!

Veteran tennis technologist and general all-around great guy is leading a team of like-minded and experienced veterans under the flag of modern tennis teaching methodology into the wilds of the deep, dark jungles of country clubs, public facilities and surrounding environs controlled by the conventional tennis dinosaurs and their parent organizations, the USPTA (US Paleo-Tennis Association) and the USPTR (US Paleo-Tennis Registry)*, as well as the paquidermic (elephantine) mind-set of the USTA in this regard.

* Paleo- 1. Ancient; prehistoric; old. 2. Early; primitive. From Greek palaio-, from palaios, ancient, from palai, long ago.

The purpose of the expedition is twofold:

1) To contact the local adult natives and ascertain their tennis habits and routines that preclude them from achieving tennis prosperity, and enlighten them on the modern tennis teaching technologies of the New Civilization as proposed by Oscar Wegner; and

2) To similarly contact, enlighten and educate their young before their minds are polluted with false, unworkable and/or damaging methodologies and ritual toxins as is their current custom.

Team Applicants: Applications are being accepted from anyone knowledgeable in or willing to learn the modern tennis teaching technologies of the New Civilization, experience applying these technologies in the field preferred but will train. Must have a strong desire to lead these poor souls into the light. Perseverance, high confront, and leadership ability a plus. All applicants welcome. Pay and benefits commensurate with experience, certifications and on-going successes of the Expedition.

Come put your imprimatur on this history-making push.

Contact Oscar Wegner (tennisoscar@aol.com), President and Dean for New Students & Alumni Activities, Vice Presidents Randy Ardenfriend, California (randyardenfriend@yahoo.com), Mike Guilbeau, Atlanta (mguilbeau@golfandtennisproshop.com), Jorge Barrera, New Jersey (jorge19@mac.com), John Carpenter, St. Louis(eztennisswing@yahoo.com), John Frausto, Wisconsin (topspintennis@yahoo.com), and Chris Baldwin, Florida (baldwintopspin@yahoo.com).